On Saturday I went and bought two delicious-looking pizzas (one pepperoni and one chicken and bacon stuffed crust) from Papa Murphy's and
Left them on the front of the car.
And drove away.
Yeah... I didn't realize it until I parked at home and had no pizzas! So I drove back lickety-split to Papa Murphy's and sure enough, right there on University Avenue with the cars speeding by on either side, plastic wrap flapping in the breeze, I saw two lonely pizzas sitting on the dashed white line. I also saw the cute little beanie our next-door-neighbor had just finished making for jr. that I had put on top of the pizzas while buckling him in the backseat.
So I dashed out into the road in the dark and snatched the beanie. A car in the other lane slowed way down like "what is that crazy lady doing? is she going to dive in front of my car?" I realllly wanted to try and rescue the pizzas, but I needed to consider the well-being of my husband, children, and any future children if I got hit by one of the many cars driving straight toward me at full speed who probably wouldn't be able to see me until the last second. And, you know, I think the pizzas had been run over a few times.
So we had frozen pizza for dinner.
Have you done anything embarrassing lately? Or is it only me?
4 days ago