Sunday, November 27, 2011

Which one is best??








p.s. my favorite is the middle one, but jr.'s hand is blurry.

p.p.s. thank you Cam and Ryan and dinah. we love you.

Monday, November 14, 2011

why my floor looks so good.




this is seriously how my floor gets cleaned.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE







what be bringin' ye here to me tavern table, BlackBeard Ben?


it surre be good seein' ye after all these years, matey.


i'll be cuttin' right to th' chase
and give it to ye straight, Long Junes.


i be givin' up me pirrate ways and
be turnin' meself in.


ye've got t' be jokin' me.


'tis no joke!
i be mendin' me ways and be leavin' 't all behind.


i be givin' up the sword farrever.


and what be more--
i be turnin' ye in as well.


aye, it be high time ye--

not s' fast thar,
ya yella-bellied landlubber!


didja really think i'd let ye turn me in?

i should send ye to Davy Jones' Locker without farrther ado,


but fer olde time's sake i'll give ye a moment
t' remember arrr glory days and reconsider.


don't ye remember the time i saved ye
from a martal wound on the deck of th' Merrily Roger...


or when we dug up th' booty
buried deep for a hunderrd years?


what about when i took over night guarrd duty for ye on Head-hunter Isle
so ye could lay down that lily-livered head o' yers?


or (shiver me timbers) when we fought the drreaded
ghouls o' Jack's Lagoon side by side?

aye, join me again and i'll let ye live, me hearty.

we'll be gentlemen o' farrtune again!
treasure, gold, all the ginger ale ye ever desired,
robbin', plunderin', adventure on th' high seas!


what say ye?


look, will thar be merrmaids?

aye, matey, aye.

that thar will be.


oh, put the gun away, LJ.
i'll join ye fer sure.


arrrr!
t' high tides and treasures!
and t' every--


avast!
i be hearin' somethin'!
who be thar?


and just who be YE?