you know guys,
sometimes i wonder if Santa's real.you've got to be joking, joshy.
of course he's real.
yeah. i have.
i'll handle this.
when you saw Santa,
was he wearing red sweats?
why, yes, as a matter of fact he was.
was his belly like a bowl full of jelly?
did he have the magical ability to fly?
well, how else would he get the toys
to all the girls and all the boys?
how do i put this...
that was me.
wait a minute.
it couldn't have been you.
you were both sitting on his lap when i saw him!
don't you remember?
see? Santa is real!
just don't tell Mom and Dad.
they think they're the ones who plan it all out and spend all the
money and wrap all the gifts into the wee hours of Christmas morning.
let's let them enjoy their blissful ignorance.