Thursday, September 22, 2016

all you need to know about babies.

(by an expert)

well, he's finally here, guys.


so just let me know if you have any questions.


by now I know all the important things about babies.


like the right spot to hear a baby's heartbeat.


and all the best baby knock-knock jokes.


and how to knock out anyone
who doesn't treat my baby brother with respect.
  

that's right.
I know people.


on the whole, babies are really pretty easy.


 all they need is a little bit of lovin.


(and a lot of diaper changes.)