Tuesday, October 31, 2017

The (Super Interesting) Story of Super Boring

Once upon a time there was a team of superheroes:

Super B

Super L

and Super... 


look, don't get me wrong. 

his powers were great for boring the bad guys to tears.
within minutes, villains would call the cops on themselves, begging for a fun ride in a police car.

but Super Boring sure was bored all the time.

And boredom is contagious, isn't it.

Super B tried to get everyone excited with his majestic waterfalls

and massive tsunamis--

but then he got bored.

Super L stepped in to help, with an electric storm cloud

and a fancy lightning show...

but gave up halfway through.

the supers needed reinforcements.

that's right, you guessed it.
they teamed up 
with the one, 
the only...
 super e! 
(da da dum da dummm)

if anyone could find a solution, surely this hero could.

with his epic everlasting energy, he never, ever got tired. (ever)

he just kept on going.
he was always ready for action, always ready to tackle the next problem.

super e started with the classic, foolproof cure for boredom:

going down the slide.

when that failed, his next approaches included mental stimulation,

risky stunts,

sucking on random things,



and even pickpocketing.

but still nothing. these supers just couldn't get excited.

that's when (an unenthusiastic) Super B decided

 to go get Mom.

would she know the answer? or would the whole world soon be filled with totally bored people with no purpose!?

do we even care that much?

man, this story just keeps on going forever, doesn't it.

maybe we should go see what's on Netflix...


(someone... save... us... heeeeeeeelp)

you know, they hadn't.
reading was the one last thing our heroes hadn't tried yet.

Super Boring was willing to give it a shot.
what did they have to lose?

it was surprisingly effective!

also, addictive.

problem. solved.

don't worry,

Super Boring could still be super boring when duty called (or when his reading was interrupted).

 but in the meantime, our supers

were back in business.

and they lived happily and interestingly ever after.

(with super e sucking on random stuff every now and then 

just to keep things exciting. a precaution, nothing more.)

more merrilykaroly Halloween adventures:

The Adventures of Froggy Prince Jr